Wednesday, March 24, 2010

How to Earn Karma

Looking to earn the easist karma you'll ever find? Then I've got a range of options for you!

Check out the following 4 options to help out if you have a bit of extra money and you're looking to spread it around to help stimulate the economy. I've got a range of things that should entertain us all - a dinner, a raffle, a rock show, and a tattoo that are all calling your name.

1) In the Madison, WI area or just want to support a great cause and help someone else go, GSA for Safe Schools is having their annual Celebration of Leadership Dinner on May 8th. I've been to this dinner and it's a lot of fun. Seeing some actual hope out of youth is always energizing and the silent raffle kickes ass. Check out tickets here.

2) So of course if I'm going to talk about donating money I have to plug my own work at some point. We are having a kick ass raffle ourselves with packages hovering around (and many above!) $1,000 in value. From hotel stays to great local theater and food, there is something for everyone here. Tickets start at $15 and go up to $100 - and at the $100 level you get into a super special bonus round where you can win airfare and a stay at an amazing house in California. Check out the page here and if you buy, please, please put in the comments that I recommended you (as always there is a staff competition for sales).

3) Want something totally out of the ordinary when it comes to earning karma through money? Then check out my friends ChipIn page! This is totally not tax deductible but you can have the opportunity to help fund his very first tattoo. You could be a part of history. How cool is that? And all it costs is $1 - of course you are absolutely encouraged and able to spend more (I myself donated the first $5), but all it takes is $1 to be a part of this crazy story if we can get enough folks involved.

4) Want to help support a great band? Come check out The Moves, Friday April 2nd at The Rockbox in Chicago (it's a myspace link, so be patient please).

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

If I had a $100 Million Dollars (I still wouldn't pay this)

My first twitter update for today read "Attn all creative people. Please strike the name "lindsay" from all future productions, creations, & ideas in general http://tiny.cc/YgSp6". If you wait a moment to click the link (or promise to come back and finish the rest of this rant) I'll tell you what it's all about.

Remember football? I know it's hard, what with college basketball in full stride and baseball leering at us from around the corner, but just a few weeks ago we had the end cap to a crazy football season. In case you are still confused, I'm talking about the Super Bowl. For many of us out there, the Super Bowl is about one thing - the ads. For me this year it was about the game, but that's because I'm a Colts fan, and well that's another story all together. Back to the ads. I honestly didn't watch a lot of them but I do remember this one.



The E-Trade baby had apparently diversified his dating pool. It was funny. Not normally a big fan of babies or baby centered advertising, I'm not too creeped out by the E-Trade baby and usually find them a bit amusing (at least the first time, any ad I see more than about 3 times I'm usually done with). I saw it, I laughed, then I promptly forgot about it and whatever it is they wanted to sell me. And I don't think I can recall seeing it since.

And then today happened. According to Slate.com Lindsay "I have nothing better to do with my time and I'm desperate to be back in the spotlight no matter what" Lohan is suing E-Trade for, wait for it, A $100 MILLION FREAKING DOLLARS because, and I quote, "The claim seems to be based on the belief that, just like Oprah and Madonna, Lindsay Lohan has single-name recognition".

What?! Single-name recognition? You're freaking kidding me. Now, by my blogging about this I guess the devil has won. She is getting attention for it, which in the end is I hope the only thing she expects to get. But come on people, can we just freaking stop for a minute here. I know it's just entertainment bullshit, but don't we have better things to do with our time than sue for this crap? I don't know, maybe stuff like health care and making sure lunatics can't carry handguns around my college campuses and record stores. Homelessness, poverty, job loss, failing hospitals, homophobic, racist, misogynistic....do I need to go on?

This kind of shit exhausts me. Well first it makes me laugh, then it exhausts me. But at some point you just have to get over it and move on. And moving on is especially easy when the very next article is all about what happens if you're driving to your boyfriends house and have your ex-husband steer the car from the passenger seat so you can shave your nether region*. Dumb asses.



* I have a million others words that I could use and am comfortable using in everyday conversation, however in order to stem the rush of spam bots sure to find me I'm going with "nether region" for today.

Monday, March 8, 2010

New and Improved?

Also while you're here - how do you like the new template? I wanted something wider and easier to read. Let me know what you think.

Here comes 30! (in 6 months...)

I am officially within the 6 month window of turning 30 (insert some kind of creepy music here) and can't quite figure out how I feel about that, but since it's within the 6 month mark I feel I can offically start talking about it. Or maybe I can't, but it's my blog, so...I can.

The first 30th birthday I celebrated was my brothers. On a tropical island. In February. How the hell do you top that? Since then, it's been a few each year that have tumbled over the edge into whatever the heck life holds when it starts with 3. Some say it's a big deal. Others barely notice the change. I go back and forth (on a weekly basis probably) whether I want to:

A) Have a crazy big party where I throw down $300-$500 on a bar tab and just invite everyone I've ever met to come have a drink with me.
B) Have a similiar event, though smaller, and with me not spending all that money.
C) Wrap up my life in Illinois and have a "Hello 30, GoodBye Chicago!" party in which I sell everything I own and move somewhere new.

I really can't decide.

I'm looking forward to being 30. There seems to be a manageable air about it that I currently am lacking that sounds pleasent. And I'm looking forward to wherever I celebrate making my friends listen to this (I have a better, longer version at home but this is what I could find on the internet on short notice)




Does any of this really matter yet? No. Will it ever matter? Probably not. Did I need to just post any damn thing to bump down that severly bitter and unhappy post previously at the top of the page? You betcha!